I used to have none
Now with you, I ve got one
If I could get just one more
Then you know what you re in for

You ain t getting any sleep tonight
I hope that you girls don t fight
And I hope that you won t run away
Cause I m halfway to a threeway

I tried again and again
To indulge in just one sin
All you have to do is lie there
While I push aside your wheelchair

And I do everything it takes
To change your mind and apply your brakes
So I know that you can t roll away
Cause I m halfway to a threeway

Can t wipe the smile off my face
When you strut by in your leg brace
You just can t climb the stairs
And you ain t got any hair

I just can t get you to sit
You and your stupid epileptic fits
And I know that you can t run away
Cause I m halfway to a threeway

As I lay you down on my bed
It don t matter that you re brain dead
I can get so you close to ya
Now that you re in a coma

I ll make it sweet but short
When I pull out your life support
And I know that you ll just fade away
Now I m halfway to a threeway
And I know that you ll just fade away
Now I m halfway to a threeway